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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Popper Penguins News Article

     Last night at the Tower Theater in Downtown Bend a man named Mr. Popper got arrested for disturbing the peace.  He called the police and firemen to save his penguins from the seal act.  The theater is alright.
    Mr. Popper's HILARIOUS acting penguins disturbed the peace by walking up on the stage when they weren't supposed to.  Because of this the theater owner had to give the audience their admission back. Now, the theater lost a lot of money.
 Mr. Popper called the police officers and firemen, so his penguins wouldn't get devoured by the starving seals on stage.  It took a long time to find all of his 12 penguins (all over the theater).  Soon the Police officers noticed that  Mr. Popper's penguins were disturbing the peace in the theater, so they arrested him and his penguins.  Mr. Popper's penguins trashed the theater, but they didn't destroy it.  There were popcorn kernels, chewed up M&Ms, candy wrappers, and torn up popcorn boxes all over the theater.
     
     Thankfully, the theater had insurance money to buy a new and improved vacuum. It will take a long time to to clean up the floor. But, the theater owner is hoping to reopen on Christmas Eve for James Vaughn's Performing Flamingos.  Now that Mr. Popper and his penguins are in jail, and the theater is being cleaned, we will all be happy once again.